A recipe for life in two short parts: the funny and the beautiful.

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via hitlersasshole)

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

(via hitlersasshole)

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macteenbooks:

dorkly:

How to Avoid Spoilers for That Book You’re Reading

Dorkly.com is a place with ComicsArticles and VideosGo there!

This started out so helpful and then turned hilarious.

(via makos-lightningrod)

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

This will make or break his presidency.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

This will make or break his presidency.

(via memewhore)

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via ruinedchildhood)

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weddingdress-obsession:

Wow, what a lovely ball gown wedding dress, with great laces and a cute boat neck.

weddingdress-obsession:

Wow, what a lovely ball gown wedding dress, with great laces and a cute boat neck.

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