A recipe for life in two short parts: the funny and the beautiful.
me:watching tv show
me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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19 hours ago

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via myfaveisgouda)

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21 hours ago

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via myfaveisgouda)

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21 hours ago

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

(via generalbooty)

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2 days ago

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via zackisontumblr)

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2 days ago

bradleysbumchin:

it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.

this is how you end a show. you don’t give the audience exactly what they want, or take it completely away from them either, you leave them with the idea of what could be

you don’t throw all sanity to hell in the hopes of going out with a bang, you go out with a warm hug and a thank you 

you don’t give the characters the perfect dream ending, you give them something better

and this is how you end a show that is so powerful, people are still emotional about it 10 years after it ends.

(Source: transponsters, via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via best-of-text-posts)

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2 days ago

bendrowning:

My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers

(via hiccupkin)

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3 days ago

stretchedlobes:

Aerial | Baptise Debombourg.

Shattering glass flooding into a room of Brauweiler Abbey in Germany.

this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: floatingiseasy)

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3 days ago
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