A recipe for life in two short parts: the funny and the beautiful.
sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

(via laugh-addict)

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18 hours ago

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via best-of-text-posts)

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21 hours ago

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

(via laugh-addict)

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21 hours ago

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via laugh-addict)

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21 hours ago

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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(via kanyewest-coast)

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2 days ago

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 days ago

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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2 days ago

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via zackisontumblr)

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2 days ago

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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(via best-of-text-posts)

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2 days ago

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via ruinedchildhood)

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3 days ago

gloomyteens:

So my friend Kameon was like “oh my god let me show you this really cute boy that’s close by” so naturally I thought he was going to show me a grindr profile and then he turns his phone around and it’s just him fuck omfg

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